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Dr. Jager recipeCocktails
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Dr. Jager recipe
A delicious recipe for Dr. Jager, with Dr. Pepper® soda and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Dr. Pepper® soda
1 1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


Method:
Pour ingredients in equal parts into a cocktail glass; stir and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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