Shots & Shooters 1/4 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
1/4 oz coconut rum
1/6 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/6 oz pineapple juice
1/6 oz grenadine syrup
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
A blind man walks into a store
with his
seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and
begins
swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and
asks,
"What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking
around."
Upon
entering the little country store, the
stranger noticed a sign saying;
DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the
glass door.
Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the
floor besides
the cash register.
He asked the store
manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to
beware of?"
"Yep,
that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be
amused. "That certainly doesn't
look like a dangerous dog to me. Why
in the world would you post that
sign?"
"Because," the
owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people
kept tripping over
him."
A dinner lubricates business. Lord William Stowell
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you. Joseph Rickaby
A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off? Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider