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Bairn recipe
A delicious recipe for Bairn, with Scotch whisky, Cointreau® orange liqueur and orange bitters. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters


Method:
Mix over ice and shake. Strain into an old-fashioned glass on the rocks.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass



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