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A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided to write a letter
to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities
received the letter addressed to the Lord,
USA, they decided to send it
to President Clinton. The President was so
impressed, touched, and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a
$5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little
boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to
write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear
Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual,
those jerks deducted $95.
Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son pierced
his eyebrow,
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her
head,
My dog mated with the neighbors cat,
My neighbor sold her
house to a mental institution,
My Mom told me I was
adopted,
My Dad told me he's gay,
My boss told me I was laid
off,
My sister was arrested for prostitution,
My house has
termites,
My car was stolen,
All that came in the mail was
bills,
A plane, crash landed on my garage,
OJ Simpson came to my
door selling rug cleaner,
And my TV blew.
Lord, please be
with me today.
I was able to live through all that misery
yesterday.
And I will be able to make it through anything today! But
please....
DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY
COMPUTER!!!!!
AMENA programmer enters an elevator, wanting to go to the 12th
floor.
So, he pushes 1, then he pushes 2, and starts looking for
the
Enter....
A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am 54 years old,
and by the time you get this letter I will be at the
Grand Hotel
with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."
When he
arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that
read
as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time
you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen
year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely
appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into
18."
A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill, requires only our silence, which costs nothing. John Tillotson
Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Costello: That's what I want to find out. Bud Abbott
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them Voltaire