Cocktails 2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 oz Midori® melon liqueur
3 oz passion-fruit pulp
3 oz cranberry juice
1 cup ice
Money
Business
Information
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at
night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the
problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours
trying to find
it."
A patient was at her doctor's office after
undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some
very grave
news for you. You only have six months to
live."
The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"
The doctor
replied, "Marry an accountant."
"Will that make me live longer?"
asked the patient.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM
longer."
Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice. George Goethals
Great necessities call forth great leaders. Abigail Adams