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Catasmashed recipe
A delicious recipe for Catasmashed, with Everclear® alcohol, Jagermeister® herbal liqueur and Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Everclear® alcohol
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 oz Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps


Method:
Stir in a shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Quotes about Money

Mark Twain[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark Twain

Bob HopeA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

Senator Everett DirksenA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett Dirksen