Cocktails 4 oz Chardonnay white wine
2 oz banana liqueur
1 oz Absolut® vodka
1 cherry
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Q: What do you get when you put an
experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.
Dear Boss,
I hope I haven't misunderstood
your instructions. Because to be
honest, boss, none of this Y to K
dates problem makes any sense to me.
At any rate I have finished
converting all the months on all the
company calendars so that the
year 2000 is ready to go with the following
improved months:
Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.
In addition, I have changed the days of
the week, and they are now:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,
Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.
Is it enough, or should I change any
other Y to K? I am a fan of the
New York Yankees. Should I call
them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K
ready?
What do you get if your budgie flies into the
blender ?
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