Cocktails 1 oz butterscotch schnapps
1 oz dark creme de cacao
1/2 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1 ripe banana
2 scoops vanilla ice cream
1 dash fresh milk
Money
Business
Information
An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:
"This
dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did
you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and
the guide told me that the dinosaur is
two billion years old."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a
computer once.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm
blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm
blonde, I'm blonde, yea
yea yea..."
"Information?
I need the number of the
Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell
that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E
as in eye. W as in why.
A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses.
"Just a minute,
sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . .
."
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. Anatole France
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other. Raymond Loewy
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. Amelia Earhart