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Money
Business
Information
An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:
"This
dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did
you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and
the guide told me that the dinosaur is
two billion years old."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a
computer once.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm
blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm
blonde, I'm blonde, yea
yea yea..."
"Information?
I need the number of the
Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell
that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E
as in eye. W as in why.
A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses.
"Just a minute,
sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . .
."
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice. George Goethals
Great necessities call forth great leaders. Abigail Adams