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A delicious recipe for California Barbie, with Malibu® coconut rum and yellow lemonade. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
6 oz yellow lemonade


Method:
Pour the Malibu rum into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill the glass with yellow lemonade. Stir and serve with a straw.
Serve:
Collins Glass



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Accountant jokesAn accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."

Blonde jokesQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Business jokes"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . . ."



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William Carleton"Careful with fire" is good advice we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton

George Bernard Shaw"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it." George Bernard Shaw

Terry Pratchett"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett