Cocktails 15 ml Campari® bitters
20 ml cherry brandy
1 tsp honey
1 tbsp cherry conserve
1 dash lemon juice
1 halved strawberry
90 - 120 ml Champagne
Money
Business
Information
An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:
"This
dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did
you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and
the guide told me that the dinosaur is
two billion years old."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a
computer once.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm
blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm
blonde, I'm blonde, yea
yea yea..."
"Information?
I need the number of the
Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell
that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E
as in eye. W as in why.
A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses.
"Just a minute,
sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . .
."
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. Irish Proverb
A society that puts equality... ahead of freedom will end up with neither. Milton Friedman
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. Jonathan Swift