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1 oz vanilla schnapps
1 oz high quality vodka
12 oz Sprite® soda
Money
Business
Information
An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:
"This
dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did
you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and
the guide told me that the dinosaur is
two billion years old."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a
computer once.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm
blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm
blonde, I'm blonde, yea
yea yea..."
"Information?
I need the number of the
Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell
that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E
as in eye. W as in why.
A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses.
"Just a minute,
sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . .
."
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house. Jewish Proverb
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz