Cocktails 25 ml raspberry vodka
12.5 ml Passoa® liqueur
12.5 ml Plymouth® gin
50 ml cranberry juice
3 kumquats
1 dash gomme syrup
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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house. Jewish Proverb
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz