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Hair Dryer recipe
A delicious recipe for Hair Dryer, with Coca-Cola® Vanilla Coke and hazelnut liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
12 oz Coca-Cola® Vanilla Coke
2 oz hazelnut liqueur
Method:
Stir ingredients together in a margarita glass, and serve.
Serve:
Margarita Glass
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Jokes about Employer
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of
uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The
prospective
employer asked him what starting salary he was looking
for.
"Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits
package."
"Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5%
superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home
telephone
reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000
kilometres, say a
Mercedes convertible."
The graduate sat up straight
and tried not to look excited. "Wow. Are
you
kidding?"
"Yeah. But you started it."A
man went to apply for a job. After
filling out all of his applications,
he waited anxiously for the
outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an
opening
for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is
it?"
"It's called the door!"Employer: "In this job we need someone
who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last
job, every time anything
went wrong, they said I was
responsible."Quotes of the day
"Careful with fire" is good advice we know.
"Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton"Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it." George Bernard ShawAfrica News
Africa Day 2012 - a moment for reflection and celebration Tue, 22 May 2012 08:20:00 GMT
25th May is Africa Day. For many years it has been a celebration of African unity. It dates back to 1963 when the Organisation of African Unity (OAU) was founded in Ethiopia on the 25th of May. Before then 15th April, which marked the first Conference of Independent African States held in Ghana in 1958, was upheld as African Freedom Day.The significance…
(source: cnn.com)
South Africa's African agenda Mon, 21 May 2012 11:00:00 GMT
The Deputy President of the Republic of South Africa, Kgalema Mothlanthe paid a rare visit to Ghana in April at the invitation of John Dramani Mahama , Vice President of Ghana. It is significant in terms of a growing realisation of the need for South Africa to develop with Africa. The visit was within the context of consolidating the African Agenda…
(source: cnn.com)
Climate Climate change affects migratory birds in Uganda Mon, 21 May 2012 07:23:00 GMT
Changes in the climate globally have affected the movement of both migratory and resident species of birds, Nature Uganda has said. "We used to see strange birds perched up on that tree. But nowadays we chance on one after a long time," Ssonko, a nature lover says while pointing at the seemingly old tree.He says some of the “strange…
(source: cnn.com)