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Hairspray recipe
A delicious recipe for Hairspray, with Bombay Sapphire® gin, Sprite® soda and lemons. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Bombay Sapphire® gin
2 oz Sprite® soda
1 twist lemons


Method:
Use a clean highball glass, fill with ice cubes, add Bombay Sapphire Gin, and top off with some Sprite. A twist of lemon or lime adds color. For the advanced bartender, a curl of orange peel gives this drink a final salon touch.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about Employer

Accountant jokesThe young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible." The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. "Wow. Are you kidding?" "Yeah. But you started it."

Business jokesA man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

Business jokesEmployer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."



Quotes about Office

Jonathan SwiftAmbition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

David BroderAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

William ShakespeareFriendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare