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Bakkus recipe
A delicious recipe for Bakkus, with vodka, Pisang Ambon® liqueur, Malibu® coconut rum, orange juice and lemon juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 cl vodka
2 cl Pisang Ambon® liqueur
2 cl Malibu® coconut rum
6 cl orange juice
1 cl lemon juice


Method:
Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker and shake well, pour into a tall cocktail glass and add a slice of lemon.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Jokes about Employer

Accountant jokesThe young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible." The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. "Wow. Are you kidding?" "Yeah. But you started it."

Business jokesA man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

Business jokesEmployer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."



Quotes about IT

William Carleton"Careful with fire" is good advice we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton

George Bernard Shaw"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it." George Bernard Shaw

Terry Pratchett"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett