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chicken noodle soup
Carl recipe
A delicious recipe for Carl, with chicken noodle soup and Korski® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 cans chicken noodle soup
16 oz Korski® vodka


Method:
Make sure that the soup is nice and hot. When it is hot enough, let it cool to 96 degrees. At this point, you put a pint of vodka in the soup and stir for 1 minute. When it is done, you will know it.
Serve:
Mug



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