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Chocolate Candy recipe
A delicious recipe for Chocolate Candy, with Godiva® chocolate liqueur, vanilla schnapps, creme de cacao, Grey Goose® vodka and half-and-half. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Godiva® chocolate liqueur
1 oz vanilla schnapps
1 oz creme de cacao
1 oz Grey Goose® vodka
1 splash half-and-half


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Stir, pour into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Jokes about Dollar

Business jokesWhen Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it's a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class "Who was the greatest person who ever lived? and why?" And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar bill in the air and said "whoever gives the best answer will get this twenty dollars". All of the kids called out their guesses. One said "George Washington - because he was the father of our country." "That's excellent" said the teacher. Another said "Abraham Lincoln - because he freed the slaves." "That's also good" said the teacher, reluctant to bestow an excellent, but still being polite. One little girl said "Joan of Arc - because she saved France." Another excellent choice said the teacher. Then Abraham Liebowitz, raised his hand. nSo the teacher called on him. "Abraham, who do you think was the greatest person who ever lived, and why?" And Abraham said "Jesus Christ." The teacher was shocked. "Abraham," she said "I'm very surprised. Class, I think we can all agree that Abraham should get the twenty dollars." And she handed Abraham Liebowitz the money. At recess, the teacher was still very impressed. So she asked Abraham why he said Jesus. Abraham said "Look, personally I think Moses was the greatest person who ever lived, but... business is business!"

Farmer jokesA jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you some money cause I can still run." The jogger thought to himself,"boy a talking horse" Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer"Hey man I'll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you've got in the field". The farmer replies"Son you can't believe anything that horse says-He's never even been to Kentucky.

History jokesWoman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.



Quotes about Money

Mark Twain[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark Twain

Bob HopeA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

Senator Everett DirksenA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett Dirksen