Cocktails 1 oz Godiva® chocolate liqueur
1 oz vanilla schnapps
1 oz creme de cacao
1 oz Grey Goose® vodka
1 splash half-and-half
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A man calls the fire
department and
says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I
have a nice
new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new
rose
garden."
"Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have
to do
with the fire service?"
"Well," the man answers, "the
house next door is on fire and I
don't want you to trample my front
yard."
A salesman was
demonstrating unbreakable
combs in a department store. He was impressing the
people who
stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of
torture and
stress.
Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he
bent the comb
completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack.
Without missing a
beat, he bravely held up both halves of the
'unbreakable' comb for
everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and
gentlemen, is what an
unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."
Delta Airlines recently
introduced a
special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husbands on business
trips. Anticipating some
valuable testimonials, the publicity
department of the airline sent out
letters to all the wives of
businessmen who used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Responses are still pouring in
asking, "What trip?"
A dinner lubricates business. Lord William Stowell
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you. Joseph Rickaby
A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off? Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider