Other Drinks 500 ml gin
2 quart lemonade
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Why did the ghost work at
Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means
of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief. Since we both owned
computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they
call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then
call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a conversation about
the contents!
After my wife and her former best
buddy, another
Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief
means
of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief. Since we both
owned computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a
conversation about the contents!
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. Franklin D. Roosevelt
A dollar saved is a quarter earned. Oscar Levant