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Hairspray recipe
A delicious recipe for Hairspray, with Bombay Sapphire® gin, Sprite® soda and lemons. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Bombay Sapphire® gin
2 oz Sprite® soda
1 twist lemons


Method:
Use a clean highball glass, fill with ice cubes, add Bombay Sapphire Gin, and top off with some Sprite. A twist of lemon or lime adds color. For the advanced bartender, a curl of orange peel gives this drink a final salon touch.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about Boss

Blonde jokesA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

Business jokesThese two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The one offered the other to join him down at the bar, but he decided to just head on home. When he arrived home, he heard a noise from up stairs. When he reached the top of the stairs, he noticed that the noise was coming from the bedroom. He opened the door and saw his boss sleeping with his wife, so he quietly closed the door and headed back down the stairs and out the front door. He made his way down to the bar to see if his friend was still there and he was. His friend asked, "I thought you were headed home?" The man replied, "I did, but this is the last time I ever leave work early a gain." His friend asked, "Why's that?" The man replied, "I almost got caught by the boss."

Firefighter jokesA man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"



Quotes about Dollar

Oscar LevantA dollar saved is a quarter earned. Oscar Levant

John BarrymoreAmerica is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore

Emo PhillipsAt my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. Emo Phillips